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And now for a comment on the Stimulus Bill.

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

My musing on the stimulus

It is just not Kosher.

Leaders should lead by example.

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

Since Nancy Pelosi is one of the eager “Close Gitmo” people and she fancies herself as a leader, it would seem appropriate for her to supply the solution to the question of: “What do we do with the detainees”.   Since it appears they will be moved within the boundaries of our Nation, what better place to move them than to Alcatraz in San Fransisco?

Think about it.  It would not take much effort to convert the old facility back into a high security prison.   Since it is in the middle of the bay, it would be difficult for the prisoners to escape, and as for the designation of the location as a US National Park, I am pretty confident that courts would see logical reason that since the facility is being used as a prison, the area is being used as originally intended.   Besides, what better way of treating these poor, abused, detainees who would never go out and harm a fly?    She should also consider the very critical component of the extra money this would bring into the State of California and her own home town. 

How to go Bankrupt in 5 easy steps:

Friday, January 9th, 2009
  1. Spend more than you make
  2. Borrow to pay the difference between expenditures and earnings
  3. Borrow to pay for the borrowing.
  4. Repeat until you can no longer borrow.
  5. Declare Bankruptcy.

How Government can speed the process up:

  1. Over budget and refuse to decrease spending.
  2. Increase taxes to cover the difference.
  3. Give money away to those producing the least.
  4. Tax the more productive to cover the increased spending.
  5. Expect an increase in productivity to tax.
  6. Call it a revenue shortage and go to step 1.